Cellphone Stress

Sa sobrang inis dahil sa kalumaan ng cellphone mo, minsan naisip mong ihagis na lamang palayo.

Hindi mo na kailangang totohanin ang paghagis. May nakita akong mobile game, pampatanggal ng stress!

Etong malupit! Sa Europe, may naka-isip pa ng kakaibang gimmick, Mobile Phone Throwing Championships. Sana may maghagis ng Nokia N91 or Sony Ericcson W950, sasaluhin ko talaga yun! Kung dito ginanap yan, malamang, sangkatutak na batikos aabutin nyan!

Yun lang! Balik sa trabaho!

Astro Boy

Walang relasyon si Astro Boy sa entry na ito, astronomy news ito! Hindi ko makukuha ang atensyon mo, kung hindi ko ginawa iyon..

Ang mga napapanahong balitang pang-astromoniya:

(1)Pluto, hindi na itinuturing planeta

Napagkasunduan ng mga eksperto ang pagpatupad ng mga kategorya sa pagiging planeta, kung kaya't walo na lamang ang planeta. Panibagong pagtuturo na naman at matatagalan pa ang pagpalit ng nilalaman ng mga aklat.

Much-maligned Pluto doesn't make the grade under the new rules for a planet: "a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a ... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit."

Pluto is automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's.

Instead, it will be reclassified in a new category of "dwarf planets," similar to what long have been termed "minor planets." The definition also lays out a third class of lesser objects that orbit the sun - "small solar system bodies," a term that will apply to numerous asteroids, comets and other natural satellites.

(2)Mars, hindi totoong lumalapit

Kumakalat sa mga text messages at e-mails ang balitang ngayong buwan ang pinakamalapit na distansya ng planetang Mars sa Earth, na makikita ito sa kalangitan na kasinglaki ng buwan.
The problem is that "August 27th" is actually August 27, 2003. Mars did make a historically close pass by Earth at that time, and when magnified 75 times in a telescope, it looked (in the telescope) the size the Moon looks to the unaided eye. But that qualifier has long been lost from some versions of the chain letter.

Ironically, in late August 2006 Mars cannot be seen at all; it's hidden behind the glare of the Sun. In any case, to the naked eye Mars always looks like a star, not the full Moon.

Streetsign Story

A typical dating story.

(1)One day, a man was walking. (2)He saw a woman sleeping. (3)He felt desire burning inside him. (4)His adrenaline started pumping.

(5)He took the plunge. (6)He invited her to have a coffee, (7)then to the restaurant. (8)They went on a trip, (9)they did different activities.

(10)He took her to his house. (11)She told him she was on the pill, (12)and she laid down on the bed.

(13)She spreaded one leg, (14)then the other. (15)Then both.

(16)His reaction is was immediate, (17)He penetrated her, (18)He went in and out. (19)He discovered that she wasn't a virgin, (20)he suggested some other positions. (21)She refused, (22)but she asked him to go faster. (23)She made comments on his equipment.

(24)When she saw all colors of the rainbow, (25)she shouted "Stop!" (26)She hadn't told him the truth: (27)she wasn't on a pill. (28)But he lost his self-control, (29)and reached to the point of no return.

(30)She called him 9 months later, (31)from the hospital, (32)he had two children. (33)His world crumbled, (34)he wanted to die.

(35)The morale: (36)for not making a woman pregnant, (37)wear protection.

Web Crusade

Creative minds! "Gloria resign" on the Web!

This is not a browser error! Just click and read!

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Lamok Scandal

Kailangang mapuksa ang ganitong kahalayan!
Bili na agad ng Baygon!

My Cubicle

Youtube is my new best friend, outside the office. (take note!)
Marahil sa kantang ito, kung kaya't kasalukuyang silang naghihigpit..

Parody on "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt

My job is stupid my day's a bore,
Inside this office from eight to four
Nothin' ever happens my life is pretty bland,
Pretending that I'm working, pray I don't get canned.

My Cubicle, My cubicle
It's One of Sixty two
It's my small space in a crowded place
Just a six-by-six foot booth
And I hate it that's the truth

When I give a sigh as the boss walks by,
no one ever talks to me or looks me in the eye.
And I really should work but instead I just sit here and surf the Internet.

In My Cubicle, My cubicle
It doesn't have a view.
It's my small space in a crowded place
I sit in solitude.
And sometimes I sit here nude.

A taste of the State University

Last Sunday, I accompanied my sister who is taking the UPCAT! It was a way of testing the waters for her, the time-pressured environment, i mean.

A decade after my own UPCAT version, many things changed. Tiangges are all over the Sunken garden. (UP fair na ba?)

Well, another convergence of various people from different cultures (status!)

There were this conio gals. so ingay, doing kwentuhan to one another!

Then there were some who thought UPCAT was a family affair, bringing their family along. (Together with banners! Go! Go! You can do it! Haha!)

And there were those unprepared, who were lost in the middle of the forest. (Are we there yet?) *grin*

So, they thought UP would bring to a better future? Think again. Assess again. What's next after passing the UPCAT? Are you really CAPABLE to survive the war (exaggerated!) UP system is going to give you? (unless you're an Einstein-wannabe)

Bond paper ads | Double A Paper

What a concept for a commercial!

Be nice to your copier machine.
Actually, he was rejected by the Autobots (Transformers)

Keep out of reach of sexy...

Netherlands version of "Copy Room”, the video features model Michaela Zvarova playing a woman reaching for more paper off the top shelf. Just as her colleague returns, she bumps the start button on the photocopier, photocopying under her skirt.

Mansanas sa Paraiso

Kaya naman pala naakit si Eba sa mansanas sa paraiso.

Wala na akong masabi! The picture says it all!

Maynila, sa mata ng agila

Kakaiba ang Spanish architecture. Mula sa aerial view, nakikita sa inyong kaliwa ang hugis kabaong na Manila City Hall! Kaya pala maraming ghost stories doon!

Isa pang trivia! nakikita sa bandang kanan ng larawan (naks! Buwan ng Wikang Pambansa eh!), may isla pala sa gitna ng Pasig river, at dito natatagpuan ang Hospicio de San Jose. Baong kaalaman, salamat sa Google Maps!

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... at ito ang rumored matchup sa Mayoralty race (May 2007) in the Capital of the Philippines:

Alfredo Lim vs. Ping Lacson

This will be a dogfight! Battle of the Toughest! Kamay na Bakal vs. Dirty Harry! Let's get it on! Russian roulette na!

Believe in Beliefs

Nahahati ang pelikula sa dalawang bahagi: First half at second half. (Nye!)

Ang unang kalahati ay ang paglalahad ng istorya, at may kasamang panaka-nakang katatakutan. Ito ang masayang bahagi, dito ipinapakita ang misteryo.

Ngunit, ang ikalawang bahagi ay medyo sablay. Bukod sa lantarang panggagaya sa paggapang ni Sadako sa The Ring, kulang ang pelikula sa tatawagin nating " finishing kick"

May aral naman akong napulot. Hindi man diretsahang binanggit sa pelikula, pinaalala sa akin ang pagiging tapat sa kabiyak. Sina Sandy (Kris) at Diana (Claudine) ay magkapatid sa ama, kung kaya't di nila alam na sukob ang kasal nilang dalawa.

Ano ang sukob? Ito ay isang pamahiin, na ayon sa mga matatanda: "Ang pagpapakasal ng isang miyembro ng pamilya pagkatapos ng isa pang kasal o pagpanaw, ng ibang miyembro, na wala pang palugit na isang taon.

Sa wari ko lamang, mas nakakatakot ang Sukob, kaysa sa Feng Shui.

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