Streetsign Story



A typical dating story.

(1)One day, a man was walking. (2)He saw a woman sleeping. (3)He felt desire burning inside him. (4)His adrenaline started pumping.

(5)He took the plunge. (6)He invited her to have a coffee, (7)then to the restaurant. (8)They went on a trip, (9)they did different activities.

(10)He took her to his house. (11)She told him she was on the pill, (12)and she laid down on the bed.

(13)She spreaded one leg, (14)then the other. (15)Then both.

(16)His reaction is was immediate, (17)He penetrated her, (18)He went in and out. (19)He discovered that she wasn't a virgin, (20)he suggested some other positions. (21)She refused, (22)but she asked him to go faster. (23)She made comments on his equipment.

(24)When she saw all colors of the rainbow, (25)she shouted "Stop!" (26)She hadn't told him the truth: (27)she wasn't on a pill. (28)But he lost his self-control, (29)and reached to the point of no return.

(30)She called him 9 months later, (31)from the hospital, (32)he had two children. (33)His world crumbled, (34)he wanted to die.

(35)The morale: (36)for not making a woman pregnant, (37)wear protection.



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2 PEOPLE COMMENTED:

Alternati said...

hahahaahahah... Fun post. Naalala ako I saw this image when I googled for images sa layout ng categories sa blog ko (road signs din)

Creative ng post.. sayang d mo tinuloy :)

Dating-Guru said...

Hello,

I recently published an article on the complexities of dating in general and blind dating and online dating in particular – here is a quote from it, in case you are interested:

How to create your profile?
1. Make a realistic profile. Try to show your best qualities without lying about something you are not. Try to find out what exactly appreciate the other at you;
2. List the most important features you expect your partner to have, but don’t exaggerate, just stick to the real life;
3. Learn to recognize a cheater from a sincere person by reading that person’s profile or by asking a set of questions that would reveal that person’s ego;
4. Start by chatting with more than one person;
5. Try to communicate with that person in an open manner;
6. Study the other’s profiles to help your create a more attractive profile for yourself;
7. Save yourself if necessary and don’t let these kind of virtual reality seize you completely. Give yourself more options in your life and consider virtual reality as one of the many, and not the only way.

If you feel this helps, please drop by my website for additional dating tips and resources such as online dating rules or additional resources on blind date facts .

Regards,

Michael

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