Streetsign Story



A typical dating story.

(1)One day, a man was walking. (2)He saw a woman sleeping. (3)He felt desire burning inside him. (4)His adrenaline started pumping.

(5)He took the plunge. (6)He invited her to have a coffee, (7)then to the restaurant. (8)They went on a trip, (9)they did different activities.

(10)He took her to his house. (11)She told him she was on the pill, (12)and she laid down on the bed.

(13)She spreaded one leg, (14)then the other. (15)Then both.

(16)His reaction is was immediate, (17)He penetrated her, (18)He went in and out. (19)He discovered that she wasn't a virgin, (20)he suggested some other positions. (21)She refused, (22)but she asked him to go faster. (23)She made comments on his equipment.

(24)When she saw all colors of the rainbow, (25)she shouted "Stop!" (26)She hadn't told him the truth: (27)she wasn't on a pill. (28)But he lost his self-control, (29)and reached to the point of no return.

(30)She called him 9 months later, (31)from the hospital, (32)he had two children. (33)His world crumbled, (34)he wanted to die.

(35)The morale: (36)for not making a woman pregnant, (37)wear protection.



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Alternati said...

hahahaahahah... Fun post. Naalala ako I saw this image when I googled for images sa layout ng categories sa blog ko (road signs din)

Creative ng post.. sayang d mo tinuloy :)

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