Makeover

Miss Charlene, JoRox, I need a room makeover! Please pimp my pad!

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Nagpaplano ka ng pamilya. Gusto mo may pattern ang kasarian ng iyong mga supling. Paano mo ito gagawin?

Shettles Method which is based on the premise that sperm carrying the X and Y chromosomes have different characteristics and that you can influence the reproductive environment to favor one or the other. Here's how the theory goes:

It is the sperm that fertilizes the egg that will determine the sex of the baby. Some sperm carry the X-chromosome and some sperm carry the Y-chromosome. If an X-chromosome-carrying sperm fertilizes the egg, the baby will be a girl. If a Y-chromosome-carrying sperm fertilizes the egg, the baby will be a boy.

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The Y-chromosome-carrying sperm are said to:

be faster and smaller than the X-chromosome carrying sperm.

die faster than the X-chromosome-carrying sperm.

The X-chromosome-carrying sperm are said to:

be slower than the Y-chromosome carrying sperm.

be better able to withstand the acidic cervical environment before fertile cervical fluid is produced.

Based on these premises, you can time intercourse, choose a sexual position that favors conception of your preferred sex and influence the reproductive environment to increase the likelihood of conceiving your preferred sex. These are the suggestions from Dr. Shettles:

To Get A Boy (According to Shettles):

• Time intercourse as close to ovulation as possible: The idea is that since the Y-chromosome sperm are faster than the X-chromosome sperm, there will be more Y-chromosome sperm who reach the egg, making it more likely that a Y-chromosome carrying sperm will fertilize the egg.
  
• Abstain from intercourse for four to five days prior to ovulation. Have intercourse only just at the time of ovulation and just before.
  
• Have intercourse that allows for deep penetration. Shettles recommends rear-entry (aka, "doggy-style"). The idea is that the sperm will be deposited closer to the cervix where cervical fluid is most friendly to the Y-chromosome sperm and where the “boy sperm” are more likely to survive since there is less distance to travel.
  
• Men avoid tight clothes: heat kills off both types of sperm, but will kill off the less protected, smaller Y-chromosome sperm faster, according to Shettles.
  
• Women have an orgasm: According to Shettles, female orgasm increases the alkaline secretions in the vagina that are favorable to the Y-chromosome carrying sperm. Shettles recommends having an orgasm before or at the same time as the male partner.
  

To Get a Girl (According to Shettles):

• Have intercourse 2-3 days before ovulation and avoid intercourse just before ovulation until 2 days after ovulation and when you have peak cervical fluid: The idea is that when you have sex a few days before ovulation, only the X-chromosome "girl sperm" will be left in the female reproductive tract waiting to fertilize the egg when it is released.
  
• Have intercourse with shallow penetration: Shettles recommends "missionary position" or any position that will deposit the sperm slightly away from the cervix, giving advantage to the longer living, but slower X-chromosome-carrying sperm.
  
• Women avoid orgasm: Shettles suggests women avoid orgasm because it makes the vaginal environment more alkaline, and less acidic and is disadvantageous to the X-chromosome "girl sperm".

Buwis-it

Nang ako'y kumain sa isang foodcourt, sige, pili lang nang kakainin. Yung combo meal, syempre..

Abah, nagulat ako nang sabihin kung magkano ang babayaran ko, more than I expected. Wala man lang nakasulat na, "Prices are exclusive of VAT."

Pang-attract kasi sa customer yung presyo na nagtatapos sa 9. Sa mata ng mga dukha, malaki na ang pagkakaiba ng 79 sa 80.

Sa America nga, may .99 pa silang nalalaman.

Bakit naman kasi mayroon pang breakdown ng VAT? tsaka, ang hirap mag-compute ng 12%, dati 10% lang, madali lang, urong mo lang yung decimal point, tapos dagdag mo dun sa orig. price. (Pinoy Henyo!)

Yun lang! Pa-impress uli sa trabaho!

Pulitiko Posters

first time ko mag-post about politics! Eksakto sa SONA ni GMA!


hindi ba kayo naaasar sa mga naglalakihang posters ng mga politikong, kulang na lang ay ipagsigawan na: "may utang na loob kayo sa akin dahil sa proyekong ito!"

Nagkalat ang mukha nya sa MayniLA!

ito ay napansin ni Rep. Teddy Casino, at gumawa nang bill ukol sa pag-kontrol ng mga nasabing posters.

ang tanong: pansinin kaya ito ng kanyang kapwa-Congressmen? syempre hindi, noh? paano pag wala nang posters? Hindi na mabango yung pangalan nila sa mga botanteng mangmang!

Maghahanap pa ako ng mga kapuna-punang posters...

yan lang muna sa ngayon! Pa-impress uli sa trabaho!

2006 Philippine Cup

Ngayon ko lang na-post, medyo busy sa trabaho.

Mali ang kinalabasan ng aming analysis ni pareng Quinito Henson.

Puredoods ang nagwagi. At ito ang aking mga nasaksihan sa loob ng Araneta Coliseum.


John Marc Pingris (surprise Finals MVP)



Syempre, Danica Sotto is in the house.



Syempre, sa pinaka-tuktok na lang ang hindi sold-out.


James Yap on the 15-foot line.



At ang pinaka-VIP sa audience...

Isipin nyo paano ako nakalapit ng ganyan sa kanila?
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Mali man kung iyong iisipin, kailangan ko din naman maranasan kung ano ang pakiramdam nang manood sa ringside. Tapos na ang game, pero ang higpit pa rin ng security papasok sa ringside... naka-isip ng paraan... Tumalon kami sa bawat sections, Upper Box A, Lower Box, Ringside!

Mga walang breeding! Hirit naman ng kasama ko, yun ba yung nilalagay sa manok, bago iprito?

Who is Davy Jones?

Its payback time for Davy Jones! For raising the Black Pearl from the depths for thirteen years, in return for Capt. Jack Sparrow's (Johnny Depp) soul.

He was a man of the sea, but one day, he fell in love. (I don't know if it's the sea or a woman.) Davy couldn't stand the pain of being away from his love, so he carved out his heart, placed it in a box, and set it down deep into the ocean. A key is supposed to open the box, and upon stabbing the heart, the power of the seas will be removed from Davy.

The movie goes around that plot, the race to pay Jack's debt, Will's (Orlando Bloom) promise to his father that he will stab Jones' heart so his father would be freed, and other twists and turns.



Check the other sides of the polyhedron!

What is the story behind William/Bill "Bootstrap" Turner Sr.?

When the ship's first mate Barbossa staged a mutiny, as narrated in the first movie, Bill Turner was the only man among them who did not side with the mutineers. When the chest of Aztec gold they found on the island turned out to be cursed, Bootstrap believed that they deserved to remain cursed for marooning Jack. Thus, he sent his piece of the gold back to his son for safekeeping. Barbossa was greatly angered by Turner's outburst and betrayal.

The members of the Black Pearl chained him to the cannonball and tossed him in the sea, he was being crushed by the weight of the ocean, unable to die, and unable to escape. At that moment, he was desperate for any way to escape, and when Davy Jones offered his services, Bootstrap gladly accepted.


Keira Knightley (Past and Present)

How much weight did she lost?