Average employee (NOT TOO BRIGHT)
Exceptionally well qualified (MADE NO MAJOR BLUNDERS YET)
Active socially (DRINKS A LOT)
Family is active socially (SPOUSE DRINKS, TOO!)
Character above reproach (STILL ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE LAW)
Quick thinking (OFFERS PLAUSIBLE EXCUSES)
Careful thinker (WON'T MAKE A DECISION)
Plans for advancement (BUYS DRINKS FOR ALL THE BOYS/GIRLS)
Uses logic on difficult jobs (GETS SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT)
Expresses themselves well (SPEAKS ENGLISH)
Good communication skills (SPENDS LOTS OF TIME ON PHONE)
Meticulous attention to detail (A NIT PICKER)
Has leadership qualities (HAS A LOUD VOICE)
Exceptionally good judgment (LUCKY)
Keen sense of humor (KNOWS A LOT OF DIRTY JOKES)
Career minded (BACK STABBER)
Of great value to the organization (GETS TO WORK ON TIME)
Relaxed attitude (SLEEPS AT DESK)
Independent worker (NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HE/SHE DOES)
Loyal (CAN'T GET A JOB ANYWHERE ELSE)
Work is first priority (TOO UGLY TO GET A DATE)
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