I banged your dealer because the li'l people told me to

Pick the month
you were born in:

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I smoked a
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I stabbed
8 - I slept with
9 - I smoked with
10 - I banged
11 - I ate
12 - I killed

Pick the day (number)
you were born on:

01 - a tooth pick
02 - a horse
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - my crush
08 - a pornstar
09 - a jew
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a homeless guy
14 - a whore
15 - the trojan man
16 - a stripperr
17 - a sexy girl
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - my lover
22 - a dog
23 - a Jew
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a french fry
28 - a bowl of cereal
29 - your dealer
30 - Spongebob
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing:

White - because I love mariijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because the li'l people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - because thats how i roll
Other - because I have double D's
Green- because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my momma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs