Source: Autoblog
3 months ago
Pinoy Transformers
What if cybertron folks crashed here in the Philippines, right at our busy streets and esquinitas. What we have to offer for them to scan?
The Jeep is the Philippines most widely used form of public transportation, Originally the jeep was created out the need to create utility vehicles in the Philippines after World War II. It was made from worn out, damaged, junked or old and left behind US Military jeeps after the war.
A closer Look at the Jeep on the left you could read the word “ACE” below the wind shield; plus on the signboard, in front, above the windshield, you could read “UP IKOT”.
- U.P. meaning the “University of the Philippines”, ikot – go around or around.
Basically the Sign means the Jeep’s route goes around the U.P. Campus.
OptiBus Prime
BarriCart
MegaTrike
StrICEsCream
FrenZikad
Barricab ( Barricade )
The Taxi on the Left has the sign “K and K”- I’m not sure what the K’s mean, or if the K&K taxi really exist in the Philiipines
Boudary (Frenzy)
When the tricycle was first used as a Philippine transportation vehicle, no one seems to know. A few claim they hadn’t seen the thing before the Japanese time. Many aver tricycles started appearing on the road scene after World War II. Others declare it almost co-existed with the converted GI army jeeps. Accordingly, excess body parts left after the conversions were used to assemble sidecars attached to motorcycles, and thus the “tricycle” that has been known since in Philippine transportation.
so many talented Pinoys out there who have nothing else to do that's why they come up with things like these. has anyone come up with an Ironhide-FX hybrid?
Cat-opolis
I just hate cats, at all. They are not living to their sole purpose. During my toddler years, they used to tell about this food pyramid, that cats chases and preys mouse. Nah, not anymore. How can they chase/indimidate/bully something if they're of the same size?! City rats have grown up as big as my fist. And now, they're both living in harmony! Then, i recall these pests often poop at our rooftop. worse, i was the one who cleaned their mess! And a special mention on their endless moaning and catfights!
Fast forward to present, socialized friggin' cats! our neighbor has a small cafeteria and thus leftovers serve as a meal for these pests. Now, they're pooping near our doorsteps. The smell of their shit stinking in our living room!
And kitties popping out every month brings me to my boiling point! I saw this black fat cat on my way out of our alley, looks like preggy, I just want them to be vanished! Please stop the population explosion!
And also, my highly-socialized pet dog, won't even harass these kittens! Worse, he's been intimated by their number!
Average Joe
Joe Normal
47 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 47% Dork
For The Record:
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.
This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.
How come? i thought i am geek
shagiddy sha-popop
I was watching the Thriller video ng mga taga-Cebu Provincial Detention, eh na-feature daw sa CNN, kaya take a quick peek. eh, mejo korny, kaya naghanap ako ng something interesting. Mas nakakaaliw yung una nilang ginawa. Yung Algorithm March. (parang shagiddy-shagiddy-sha-popop, na nilalaro ng mga bata), yung UNA may gagawin na series of actions, tapos yung NEXT gagayahin ang ginagawa nung UNA and so on and so forth. nakakalito na kapag maraming nang sequences.
eto munang Japanese version, kasi may translation yung lyrics nung song. Makikita mong parang may connect yung mga movements nila!
The Algorithm March with ninjas!
Algorithm March by 967 inmates of Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center (CPDRC)Cebu, Philippines.
How in the hell did they get all these people to cooperate?
I banged your dealer because the li'l people told me to
Pick the month
you were born in:
1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I smoked a
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I stabbed
8 - I slept with
9 - I smoked with
10 - I banged
11 - I ate
12 - I killed
Pick the day (number)
you were born on:
01 - a tooth pick
02 - a horse
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - my crush
08 - a pornstar
09 - a jew
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a homeless guy
14 - a whore
15 - the trojan man
16 - a stripperr
17 - a sexy girl
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - my lover
22 - a dog
23 - a Jew
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a french fry
28 - a bowl of cereal
29 - your dealer
30 - Spongebob
31 - ur grandma
Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing:
White - because I love mariijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because the li'l people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - because thats how i roll
Other - because I have double D's
Green- because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my momma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Madugong tres
This is hilarious. i saw a shirt with this poem on print some years ago.
A threat for nerds, a saving grace for the bullies.
Three
I think I shall never see
A grade as lovely as a three
A three that's earned with blood and sweat
When failing is a serious threat.
A three I've asked from God all day
Knowing praying is the only way
Exams are taken by fools like me
But only God can give a three.
Tutuli
Ear wax is a normal product of the ear which protects the skin of the ear from water and infection.
Wax is not formed in the deep part of the ear canal near the eardrum, but only in the outer part of the canal near the external opening. So when a doctor sees that a patient has wax pushed up against the eardrum, he or she knows that it is often because the patient has been probing his or her ear with such things as cotton buds or twisted napkin corners! Such objects only serve as ramrods to push the wax deeper into the ear.
Game Show dummies
A lady contestant misses the obvious answer in the Wheel of Fortune gameshow.
Got lucky on the spin, ten grand for a letter "G". With the help of a clue under
"Places," anyone can solve it, that's the next logical move. But she opts to spin, crowd reacts, still lucky to get pass the "bankrupt" wedge. She had no idea what she's guessing, a letter "K"! Ten grand wasted!
One more. Are these contestants don't ever get serious? This is a once-in-a-bluemoon chance on a game show. This lady clearly does not know how to count time.
how mouse works
haven't you ever wondered how the small arrow on your computer monitor work when we move the mouse?
Now, through the miracle of high technology, we can see how it is done. With the aid of a screen magnifying lens, the mechanism becomes apparent. Click on the link and you will find out. The image may take a minute or two to download and when it appears, slowly move your mouse over the light gray circle and you will see how the magic works. At some point, be sure to hold the mouse steady and then to click.
Crowded
grabe! hindi talaga makapaghintay at super-siksik sila! buti na lang at walang gumagawa nito sa LRT o MRT, siga kasi mga sekyu sa atin, hindi katulad ng nasa video... maikli lang ito.
Click here if you can't see the player.
Getting to work on time is important, but so are subway occupancy restrictions. These commuters don't seem to care about occupancy restrictions -- nor do the patrolmen, who help push them inside the overflowing subway car. This seems awfully dangerous to us (not to mention that the passengers all probably leave the train looking like they just came out of the dryer). Doesn't this scene remind you of trying desperately to close an overflowing suitcase?
Palaisipan
Dalawang linggo na kaming petiks dito sa aking trabaho, kasi hindi pa ready yung bagong system na gagamitin namin. Kaya ayun, lahat na yata ng excel quizzes yung napagdaanan namin: lyrics quiz, silhoutte quiz, celebrity eye quiz, english-tagalog quiz, at kung ano-ano pang mga quiz para may napagkaabalahan. Share ko na rin, pagod na ako sa kakahula eh. Comment kayo for your answers.
Amazing Juggling
by Chris Bliss
We'd describe the following performance as a hybrid between very skillful juggling and extremely rhythmic dancing. The clip is a little long, but it's worth your time, we promise. In the end, you'll want to grab some tennis balls and try it yourself.
New Faces
Offseason Movements:
Grant Hill agreed to terms with the Phoenix Suns on a two-year, $3.8 million contract, including a player option for 2008-09. I hope its not an injury-plagued tenure.
Rashard Lewis - Orlando Magic. Six-year deal estimated at $118.5 million. Wow! Near $20 million a year! Has he proven something come playoff time? I feel they paid him way to much money.
How confusing to tell time
Tired of people looking over your shoulder to see the time? time-reading has never been this so confusing! these watches tells time in a futuristic manner. Strangers won't have a clue about what time it is, and so are you, it requires a little arithmetic! nice!
TokyoFlash has displayed some of the craziest watches that have been previously sold on their site (so crazy that you need instructions just to learn how to tell time on them).
On the multi-color LED model the red lights (12) indicate the hour, the green (3) indicate 15 minutes each & the Yellow (14) are 1 minute each.
Here's another one of those cryptic watches that make you guess what time it is, the JLr7, whose little J and L-shaped LEDs seem to light up at random. Even its name seems arbitrary, but check out the top row of LEDs and you'll see: JLr7.
The two leftmost columns are for reading what hour it is, while the remain right columns tell the minutes. In the first column (from left to right), one LED blip means five hours, one hour for the second column, ten minutes for each LED lit in the third, and single minutes in the fourth. In the picture above, the time displayed is "10:15."
Men from Mars, women from Venus
Bakit pag ang boyfriend mo nakita ang ex mo sa party at nainis siya, understandable ... pero pag ikaw ang nailang sa ex niya, maarte ka?
Bakit pag ang boyfriend mo hindi ka mahanap sasabihin lakawatsera ka... pero pag siya hinanap mo, possessive ka?
Bakit pag ang boyfriend mo tawag ng tawag sa yo concerned siya ... pero pag ikaw ang tumawag, makulit ka?
Bakit pag ang boyfriend mo laging naka-embrace at kiss sa yo sa public, affectionate siya, ... pag ikaw laging naka-hug, la ka raw hiya sa tao?
Bakit pag ang boyfriend mo panay ang aya mag-date, sweet siya ... pag ikaw ang aya ng aya mag-date, demanding ka?
Bakit pag ang boyfriend mo vocal sa love niya, romantic siya ... pagikaw obsessed ka?
Bakit pag ang boyfriend mo nag-propose ng marriage committed siya... pag ikaw nagbanggit ng kasal, nagmamadali k.?
Bakit pag ang boyfriend mo laging nag-o-OT, dedicated siya sa trabaho ... pag ikaw wala kang panahon sa kanya?
Bakit pag ang boyfriend mo nag-offer maghatid-sundo sa yo protective siya, ...pag ikaw wala kang tiwala?
Bakit pag ang boyfriend mo nagpasama sa yo mag-shopping he values your opinion ... pag ikaw nagpasama dependent ka masyado?
Bakit pag ang boyfriend mo naglalaway sa FHM, natural lang ... pag ikaw kinilig kay Josh Hartnet malandi ka raw?
cant gals be boys as well?
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