Sa sobrang inis dahil sa kalumaan ng cellphone mo, minsan naisip mong ihagis na lamang palayo.
Hindi mo na kailangang totohanin ang paghagis. May nakita akong mobile game, pampatanggal ng stress!
Etong malupit! Sa Europe, may naka-isip pa ng kakaibang gimmick, Mobile Phone Throwing Championships. Sana may maghagis ng Nokia N91 or Sony Ericcson W950, sasaluhin ko talaga yun! Kung dito ginanap yan, malamang, sangkatutak na batikos aabutin nyan!
Yun lang! Balik sa trabaho!
Walang relasyon si Astro Boy sa entry na ito, astronomy news ito! Hindi ko makukuha ang atensyon mo, kung hindi ko ginawa iyon..
Ang mga napapanahong balitang pang-astromoniya:
(1)Pluto, hindi na itinuturing planeta
Napagkasunduan ng mga eksperto ang pagpatupad ng mga kategorya sa pagiging planeta, kung kaya't walo na lamang ang planeta. Panibagong pagtuturo na naman at matatagalan pa ang pagpalit ng nilalaman ng mga aklat.
Much-maligned Pluto doesn't make the grade under the new rules for a planet: "a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a ... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit."
Pluto is automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's.
Instead, it will be reclassified in a new category of "dwarf planets," similar to what long have been termed "minor planets." The definition also lays out a third class of lesser objects that orbit the sun - "small solar system bodies," a term that will apply to numerous asteroids, comets and other natural satellites.
The problem is that "August 27th" is actually August 27, 2003. Mars did make a historically close pass by Earth at that time, and when magnified 75 times in a telescope, it looked (in the telescope) the size the Moon looks to the unaided eye. But that qualifier has long been lost from some versions of the chain letter.
Ironically, in late August 2006 Mars cannot be seen at all; it's hidden behind the glare of the Sun. In any case, to the naked eye Mars always looks like a star, not the full Moon.
A typical dating story.
(1)One day, a man was walking. (2)He saw a woman sleeping. (3)He felt desire burning inside him. (4)His adrenaline started pumping.
(5)He took the plunge. (6)He invited her to have a coffee, (7)then to the restaurant. (8)They went on a trip, (9)they did different activities.
(10)He took her to his house. (11)She told him she was on the pill, (12)and she laid down on the bed.
(13)She spreaded one leg, (14)then the other. (15)Then both.
(16)His reaction is was immediate, (17)He penetrated her, (18)He went in and out. (19)He discovered that she wasn't a virgin, (20)he suggested some other positions. (21)She refused, (22)but she asked him to go faster. (23)She made comments on his equipment.
(24)When she saw all colors of the rainbow, (25)she shouted "Stop!" (26)She hadn't told him the truth: (27)she wasn't on a pill. (28)But he lost his self-control, (29)and reached to the point of no return.
(30)She called him 9 months later, (31)from the hospital, (32)he had two children. (33)His world crumbled, (34)he wanted to die.
(35)The morale: (36)for not making a woman pregnant, (37)wear protection.
Creative minds! "Gloria resign" on the Web!
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Youtube is my new best friend, outside the office. (take note!)
Marahil sa kantang ito, kung kaya't kasalukuyang silang naghihigpit..
Parody on "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt
My job is stupid my day's a bore,
Inside this office from eight to four
Nothin' ever happens my life is pretty bland,
Pretending that I'm working, pray I don't get canned.
My Cubicle, My cubicle
It's One of Sixty two
It's my small space in a crowded place
Just a six-by-six foot booth
And I hate it that's the truth
When I give a sigh as the boss walks by,
no one ever talks to me or looks me in the eye.
And I really should work but instead I just sit here and surf the Internet.
In My Cubicle, My cubicle
It doesn't have a view.
It's my small space in a crowded place
I sit in solitude.
And sometimes I sit here nude.
