Which Type is your Girl?

Hard disk girls
She remembers everything, forever.


RAM girls
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


Window girls
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.


Internet girls
She is cool but difficult to access sometimes.


Server girls
Always busy when you need her.


Multimedia girls
She makes horrible things look beautiful.


CD-ROM girls
She is always faster and faster.


Email girls
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.


Screensaver girls
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.


Virus girls
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

Four stages of Life

Breast Sizes Compared | Boob Sizes Comparison

WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS:

1. can get a taxi on the worst days
2. have a neat place to carry spare change
3. have always been the center of the arts (art)
4. make jogging a spectator sport
5. can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
6. always float better
7. know where to look first for lost earrings
8. rarely lack for a slow dance partner
9. have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

WOMEN WITH LITTLE BREASTS:

1. don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
2. always look younger
3. find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
4. can always see their toes and shoes
5. can sleep on their stomachs
6. have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
7. know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
8. know that everything more than a handful is wasted
9. can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle

9 words Women use

1. "Fine": This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. "Five Minutes": If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. "Nothing": This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. "Go Ahead": This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. "Loud Sigh": This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. "Thanks": A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. "Whatever": Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. "Don't worry about it, I got it": Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.

Twist of Fate

im undergoing a lot of uncertainties right now.
after all that fun, and just one snap of a finger, everything changes in a sudden.
im not prepared to do all of this.
im so freakin worried on the extra baggage!
now i realize, time is so short, i cant believe im missing my family right now, just even in thoughts.

Resolutions

Ok, it's way too late for 2007, but not for the Chinese new year, hehe! My 2006 is highlighted by, at last, joining the workforce, naks! That was good, for me and my family, (of course!ok for one th they keep nagging me to loat time). So hopefully, it will be continued progress for us.

Resolutions! Although it will be neglected after some time, but for me, its a must. It's for my self-improvement, naks!

- Spend more time with my siblings. (bonding and Jawo times!)
- Spend time discovering more about Prunes 101..
- Master time management, i have to manage myself, as a son, brother, subordinate, student, loner, friend, confidante, lover. (whew!)
- My alarming tardiness! (OMG! it's getting worse!)
- Be able to explore serene sceneries.
- I have to learn a thing or two. (Gosh! My pileup of to-dos!) And I miss fantasy NBA.
- Gain weight, gain weight, gain weight!
- talk, talk and more talk. Improptu talk, i mean, getting acquainted and all. I need to learn the art of sweet-talking!
- Have that confidence, that's what everybody is looking for from me.

Friends

Friends are like mirrors. You can see who you really are in them, or how they assess your progress as a person.
Just like one my posts, my room. I know, it's a mess. But when friends tell you it's a mess, well it becomes reality-check.
As we read interior-decor mags over coffee, i decided to be on a mission to arrange it once and for all.
Damn it, it turned to be messier nowadays.

Commitment Phobe

Are you afraid to give up your freedom?
Do you fear having a breakdown if things end badly?
Do you find it difficult to trust other people?

Yeah. I must admit. its been bothering me nowadays. im not ready to commit myself.

Of course, I got my plans, and other confidential (incriminating) reasons.
and i'm enjoying being the master/servant to myself. (you know what i mean!)

What if...

Lene Marlin

What if I don't wanna move on
If I like it as it is
Wanna keep it like this, for a while...forever
Just let me lie close to you
Don't wanna let you go.

If I said I want you, if I said I need you
If I said I love you, what would you do

What if I don't wanna forget
Don't want anyone but you
Believe me, it's true, for a while...forever
Just let me stay here with you
I don't wanna leave.

passing up on love

*sigh* i miss the care. i miss the fun. i miss the fights that comes with it. i miss the sweet nothings.

right now, i'm suppressing the feeling, or just letting it passed by.

someone said about taking chances. i have to evaluate myself, love should not be a necessity..

ive been into the best and worst of this mad love

The Basics of Cash Flow

Just a repost from my email. Truth hurts, but it really made sense. Sapul na sapul! Really, an eye-opener of sorts. Give it a read.. it’s worth your time.

What pattern do you see if you will get a P100.00 bill and monitor where and how it is transferred from 1 possessor to the other? How does it flow? The pattern for a typical Pinoy is.

You earn from your work, you spend it on food, gadgets, clothing and other basic needs. Before you reach the next payday, paubos na yung pera mo. But that's ok payday is just a few days ahead and it doesn't matter if I run out of money, I am expecting money again any time soon.

This cycle goes on and on and you make some sidelines or create other ways to earn but it seems that money was never enough.

So you can't leave the job that you have because a week without work would affect the cash flow you have to support your family and needs. As much as you wanted to accept another job, the gap would make you pay less for a couple of days, which makes you a slave to your boss.

At least, you have a job to support your needs.

So to illustrate, cash is flowing inside your pocket. Years have gone by doing your monotonous routine.

Question... what if you get Fired? Or you were forced to retire because there are new and younger people ready to take your place. What would you do?

As an OFW, Makati Executive, Top Salesman, Engineer, Attorney, Teacher, etc...What if it all ends? The sweet cash that enters your pocket every 15th and 30th suddenly comes to a halt.

There are two things you can buy with your money - an asset and a liability. To describe each: An asset brings money inside your pocket; a liability takes money out of your pocket. Another way to see, it is that an asset if you buy one, will bring the money you spent for it back to you 2 or 3 folds.

A liability, when you buy it will not give your money back at all.

Sa madaling salita... kapag asset, maibabalik ang pera. Pag liability, goodbye sa pera...

Ang problema kay JUAN DE LA CRUZ, habang may trabaho ipon ng ipon at bili ng bili ng liability!

I have seen OFWs get back to the country with gold chains at kung pwede lang limang shades ang isuot ng sabay-sabay, gagawin nya eh... dvd, component, jackets, clothes, inuman, pulutan, party, pabango... hindi na makalakad sa dami ng bitbit...

At s'yempre mga empleyado natin dito sa bansa na linggo-linggo bago cell phone at mags ng kotse.. hindi na nga magkasya ang damit sa aparador, tapos pag umaga sasabihin.... wala na akong maisuot.

Guys, esep-esep... what you bought... will it bring money back to you? I know what you have in mind... you have to enjoy what you worked hard for. That's right, but think of something that will last... think of your future.

I have seen the worst of people who were abogado de kampanilya, executive secretaries of top rank business men, people who worked for big companies, earned a fortune and got a big retirement pay by the millions... Now.... Wala na.

Why? Because of their cash flow... went in... went out. I need not to mention basketball players, actors, singers, etc... Check what is their career path... next after acting, singing and playing... POLITICS. Kasi, 'yung million na kinita nila, puro liability ang binili.

Going back... all the liability they bought, ibinenta ng mura! I'm wearing a gold chain now, which I got from a seaman... he bought it for P35,000 and sold it for 8,000 to me. Hindi po asset ang alahas! Bakit? Totoo na tumataas ang value n'ya pero kapag gutom ka na, kahit palugi ibebenta mo! (wala bang aaray?) Cell phones... dvd players etc. pati bahay at kotse... that's the cash flow of most OFWs...

The question is ... "WHAT IF THE INCOME STOPS?"

Sa Pinoy, ganito. "Anak... mag-aral kang maigi, at pag tanda namin... ikaw na bahala sa amin ha...." Hindi po ba maling-mali...

You have to establish something today that will take care of your future.

Teka, teka... eh ano ang dapat gawin para hindi mangyari yan?

You must create a source of income that will continually make money flow inside your pocket. Start a business! While you are working as an executive or an OFW, or a professional... START A BUSINESS and MASTER that business till you get out of that company. Para kapag tumigil ang income mo sa kanila... may susuporta pa din sa iyo hanggang pag-tanda mo!

Now don't tell me to invest my money on pensions and plans... NO WAY! Narinig n'yo na siguro yung .... Naku ayaw ko na magbanggit.... 'yung mga nagbayad at hindi nakapag-claim... sila pa ang dinimanda at nag-piyansa!! HUWAG MO I-ASA ANG PAGTANDA MO SA IBA! GUMAWA KA NG SARILI MONG BALON NG PERA! KAHIT MALIIT PA 'YAN, SARILI MO AT HINDI KA AASA SA IBANG TAO...

Imagine yourself when you reach an older age... You have money that the company gave you as your retirement pay... what will you do?

You can consume the money till your old... eh kung hindi umabot? Masamang damo ka pala... at hindi ka kaagad kinuha ni Lord. Eh pang age 65 lang yung naipon mo na budget.

Or maybe, you can start a business and use the money for capital... Kapatid... 9 out of 10 businesses, FAILED... yung isang magsa-succeed, gagayahin pa ng kapitbahay mo instead na mag-franchise sa 'yo... think! At age 50, you are struggling trying to make a business work! What if it fails?!

Eh ano nga ba ang sagot?

The answer is, stop buying liabilities and instead buy assets now. I don't care if it is a banana-Q store, balot, ice candy or a sari-sari store, etc...start now! Because, your experience here will teach you what to do in the future. It's so hard to struggle in business when you are 60 yrs old.

You have to create a source of income separated from the source of income from your work. That when the time comes that you have to stop working, you will have your own source of money! Create assets, start a business that will be there to support you and your family. I AM NOT TELLING YOU TO QUIT YOUR JOB! I'm telling you to start a business while you're working and stop spending your money on liabilities and start putting them on assets!

Ang pera kapag pinambili mo ng LIABILITY... hindi na babalik... ang ASSET...BABALIK.

Teka... masama ba bumili ng mga magagandang gamit? Hindi! Siguraduhin mo lang na ang pambili mo nun ay galing sa asset mo. The business has to be prioritized! Mawalan ka man ng trabaho, may negosyo kang palalaguin.

If before, nabubuhay ka naman ng iisa sapatos mo, huwag mo baguhin 'yun...dati, nagdyi-jeep ka lang... 'wag ka na munang mag-FX...

Create assets and lessen liabilities. Invest and learn now... mag-negosyo!

Eh anong negosyo? Any, as long as you think it is work and doable! I am still looking for partners for my HOME MASSAGE SERVICE! SPA MAGIC! And my business CAR MAGIC is still franchising... (joke lang ... baka sabihin nyo nag pro-promote lang ako eh...But I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT ALL MY BUSINESSES ARE ORIGINAL AND ALL ARE GRAND ASSETS!

I started all my businesses with a very small capital. If I used that money to buy a gadget, new shoes or any liability... baka wala lahat ng negosyo ko at wala na akong makain ngayon.

Again, I hope that this BASIC CASH FLOW article helps.... I wish all of us become financially free.

Shopping Spree

wahhh! my stagnant brain cells went to work again!
Astronomy sucks! that's why everybody hates that topic! We need an aeronautics engineer down here! Hahaha!

Good thing, another payday weekend coming up! when I say weekend payday, it means 3day sales.. These malls are siphoning my money, having to travel, then stroll, then after you get tired, eat! Expenses, expenses, expenses!

But I can't resist the temptation, after window-shopping all those years!

Me, an impulsive buyer? Nope! Let's just say, mall-hopping, with empty pockets no more!