I banged your dealer because the li'l people told me to

Pick the month
you were born in:

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I smoked a
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I stabbed
8 - I slept with
9 - I smoked with
10 - I banged
11 - I ate
12 - I killed

Pick the day (number)
you were born on:

01 - a tooth pick
02 - a horse
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - my crush
08 - a pornstar
09 - a jew
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a homeless guy
14 - a whore
15 - the trojan man
16 - a stripperr
17 - a sexy girl
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - my lover
22 - a dog
23 - a Jew
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a french fry
28 - a bowl of cereal
29 - your dealer
30 - Spongebob
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing:

White - because I love mariijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because the li'l people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - because thats how i roll
Other - because I have double D's
Green- because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my momma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Phone Sex

Madugong tres

This is hilarious. i saw a shirt with this poem on print some years ago.

A threat for nerds, a saving grace for the bullies.

Three

    I think I shall never see
    A grade as lovely as a three
    A three that's earned with blood and sweat
    When failing is a serious threat.

    A three I've asked from God all day
    Knowing praying is the only way
    Exams are taken by fools like me
    But only God can give a three.

Tutuli

Ear wax is a normal product of the ear which protects the skin of the ear from water and infection.

Wax is not formed in the deep part of the ear canal near the eardrum, but only in the outer part of the canal near the external opening. So when a doctor sees that a patient has wax pushed up against the eardrum, he or she knows that it is often because the patient has been probing his or her ear with such things as cotton buds or twisted napkin corners! Such objects only serve as ramrods to push the wax deeper into the ear.

Ay! Sabaw!

Game Show dummies

A lady contestant misses the obvious answer in the Wheel of Fortune gameshow.



Got lucky on the spin, ten grand for a letter "G". With the help of a clue under
"Places," anyone can solve it, that's the next logical move. But she opts to spin, crowd reacts, still lucky to get pass the "bankrupt" wedge. She had no idea what she's guessing, a letter "K"! Ten grand wasted!




One more. Are these contestants don't ever get serious? This is a once-in-a-bluemoon chance on a game show. This lady clearly does not know how to count time.